Thoughts

HE LOVES THE '80s
My co-worker Jae loves the '80s and is a really funny guy. In fact, he talk about the '80s so much that you'd think we were still living in them.

Here are some of his classic '80s lines:
While explaining to a patient how to use the "rocker board", he says, "You rock it, you know, like Herbie Hancock!"
After a patient asked him if it's true that he only has a few visits left, he said, "Girl, you know it's true" and proceeded to do a little Milli Vanilli dance.
He often wonders whatever happened to Tab Cola and RC Cola.
When a patient came in with many layers on to fight the cold outside, he said, "You look like the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters."

Some of his other non-'80s jokes include:
Why do you drive in your parkways and park in your driveways?
Why is "phenetically" not spelled phenetically?
Why is it that when you send something by ship, it's called cargo. But when you send it by car, it's called a shipment?

For good measure, I added, "Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?