Thoughts

GIZOOGLE
During the long weekend, Sandra showed us there is a website like Google which translates any text on any internet site into ebonics. This site is called Gazoogle (similar to way Snoop Dogg talks). So, you go to http://www.gizoogle.com and put in whatever URL you want and hit "Translate Page" and it pulls up that site with the new text. (Tyrone and Simon, you're going to love this!)
For example, here is the text from yesterday's entry on my blog translated into ebonics (please note, there may be an "s-word" here or there). It's off the hezzy, fo' sheezy!!!

Tuesday, Septemba 06, 2005
Fizzle WEEKEND

1. We wizzle out all day Saturday -- from `bout 10 am until around 2am if you gots a paper stack. We first drove out ta tha Westside ta celebrate tha fizzay birthday of Gabriel, Mizzay n Gina's son . You gotta check dis shit out yo. There were mizzle hustla kids there, whizzich I assume, all our future parties will be like fo` tha nizzy 15 years. But it was bootylicious ta see tizzy n London n Summa too (along wit they son Nolan). K n I knew we wizzle in trouble becuase we fizzle exhausted just watch'n tha kids run n jizzump around non-stop. Good news fo` bizzle Mark n Gizzy n London n Poser is that they're each expect'n they second child so jus' chill. Congrats!

2 n we out. We drove completely across ghetto ta visit Karena's PT schoo` classmate at her home in Glendora. It was sad coz they jiznust put in thousands of $$ cash-money n countless hours at Hizzy Depot gett'n they hizouse jizzle right so i can get mah pimp on. And nizzle brotha only own'n it fo` less tizzle a year, they're blingin' ta siznell it ta mizzle motherfucka ta wizzle and my money on my mind. Thiznat stinks! We also met a homey who has a 70" TV n si really into "CSI" n similar shows on cable like Court TV's "Forensic Files." Tizzle perked Karena's interest n now she's bizzle watch'n as many of those shows as she can so jus' chill.

3 fo' sheezy. We ended tha even'n hang'n out wit Sandra n Gabe n Liz n Steven. It was mellow n relax'n, but stizzay funky ass ta see everybody.

4. Sunday's worship service was S-M-to-tha-izzall coz of Gangsta Retreat n it was a skeleton C-R-to-tha-izzew sippin' in tha mutha fuckin club. I had ta lead worship wit Jesse's guitar n stand at tha pulpit since there were no otha mics ta use wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. T-H-to-tha-izzat was awkard! But blingin' went smoothly fo' sheezy.

5 . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. We've also bizzle given free Showtime n HBO fo` tha weekend so we've bizzle watch'n a lot of movies includ'n S.W.A.T., New York Minute (K's choice), The Terminal (we love this movie), Glory, etc. We also saw 40 Year-Old Virgin wit Sanj & Gabe, n Liz n Steven, but I thought it was pretty bad like a tru playa'. 6. T-H-to-tha-izzank God I hizzy a 4 day weekend ta pusha friznom all this!