Saturday, December 13, 2003
ALIEN ABDUCTION
One of my co-workers is really good at getting his patients better, especially if they have pain in their spine. He usually a combination of physical therapy, chiropractic, and some other crazy methods that I just call "voodoo."
It's definitely weird and a little scary, but it seems to work more often than not. He doesn't always use the "voodoo," but he's not afraid to try it with us. In fact, he recently treated my chronic back and leg pain without even touching me. But the real kicker happend a few weeks ago when he treated Karena, who was 5 miles away at her workplace, just by closing his eyes and moving his fingers around. He was able to identify exactly which joint was causing her pain in her neck (he was right). Afterward, he had me call her and she felt a little better.
It was all good until he told me what he did to make her feel better. He says (although he was taught this and doesn't really believe it) that he removed an alien inplant from her neck. She apparently had been kidnapped by aliens and they were tracking her from the inplant.
The truth is out there ...
One of my co-workers is really good at getting his patients better, especially if they have pain in their spine. He usually a combination of physical therapy, chiropractic, and some other crazy methods that I just call "voodoo."
It's definitely weird and a little scary, but it seems to work more often than not. He doesn't always use the "voodoo," but he's not afraid to try it with us. In fact, he recently treated my chronic back and leg pain without even touching me. But the real kicker happend a few weeks ago when he treated Karena, who was 5 miles away at her workplace, just by closing his eyes and moving his fingers around. He was able to identify exactly which joint was causing her pain in her neck (he was right). Afterward, he had me call her and she felt a little better.
It was all good until he told me what he did to make her feel better. He says (although he was taught this and doesn't really believe it) that he removed an alien inplant from her neck. She apparently had been kidnapped by aliens and they were tracking her from the inplant.
The truth is out there ...
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