Thursday, July 24, 2003
TV LAND
This is it.
The beginning of the end.
Tonight, we got hooked up to Dish Network. And just like any good drug dealer, they gave us a ton of channels for free for the first three months.
This, of course, means that my nice summer tan will be gone. This means that my marriage will fall apart. This means that I'll get fired from my job. Why?
Because I'll be parked in front of our TV all day and night.
It's the end of the world as I know it.
(In all seriousness, I hope this doesn't happen and I'm asking/begging you all to keep me accountable.)
This is it.
The beginning of the end.
Tonight, we got hooked up to Dish Network. And just like any good drug dealer, they gave us a ton of channels for free for the first three months.
This, of course, means that my nice summer tan will be gone. This means that my marriage will fall apart. This means that I'll get fired from my job. Why?
Because I'll be parked in front of our TV all day and night.
It's the end of the world as I know it.
(In all seriousness, I hope this doesn't happen and I'm asking/begging you all to keep me accountable.)
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