Thursday, December 06, 2001
THE REMOVING OF THE TOWEL
We were tired. We were sweaty. We were dirty. Working out will do that to you. Mark and I had just finished yet another killer workout and both stopped into the locker room portion to wash our hands like we always do. But we were stopped this time by a man washing his face at the only sink ... a man sporting nothing but a towel around his waist. No problem. We'll just patiently wait until he's done. Our conversation continues:
Mark: Yeah, since I've gotten married, I've been eating GOOOOOOD! That's probably why I'm gaining weight.
Victor: Nah, it's probably because we've been getting HUGE! Muscle weighs more than fat you know. And besides, all you eat is vegetables.
The water shuts off. And the man pulls the towel from around his waist and uses it to dry his face, leaving us with the perfect view of ... well, you know.
Victor: (nervously, and QUICKLY looking skyward at the ceiling) Yeah, uh ... I ... uh ... heard that mushrooms are ... uh ... high in vitamins and low in ... uh ... calories. Um, yeah.
Why couldn't the man just pull some paper towels from the dispenser just above his hand? These are questions that there are simply no answers for.
We were tired. We were sweaty. We were dirty. Working out will do that to you. Mark and I had just finished yet another killer workout and both stopped into the locker room portion to wash our hands like we always do. But we were stopped this time by a man washing his face at the only sink ... a man sporting nothing but a towel around his waist. No problem. We'll just patiently wait until he's done. Our conversation continues:
Mark: Yeah, since I've gotten married, I've been eating GOOOOOOD! That's probably why I'm gaining weight.
Victor: Nah, it's probably because we've been getting HUGE! Muscle weighs more than fat you know. And besides, all you eat is vegetables.
The water shuts off. And the man pulls the towel from around his waist and uses it to dry his face, leaving us with the perfect view of ... well, you know.
Victor: (nervously, and QUICKLY looking skyward at the ceiling) Yeah, uh ... I ... uh ... heard that mushrooms are ... uh ... high in vitamins and low in ... uh ... calories. Um, yeah.
Why couldn't the man just pull some paper towels from the dispenser just above his hand? These are questions that there are simply no answers for.
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