Saturday, November 03, 2001
MAN OR WOMAN?
On our last night in New York, we decided to try something different for dinner so we went to some NYU college hang-out place that served Southern food. Personally, I was excited to have some friend chicken and mashed potatoes, but when I got there, little did I know that this place would weird me out!!!
First, it started with the black-and-white photograph of the owners (an older couple) completed nude. And let me tell you, man, was that an ugly sight to see! Then, it was the way in which the people there acted like the "Soup Nazi." I almost expected them to say, "No Soul Food For You!!" Then, it was the crazy girl with more piercings on her FACE than I have hair on my head.
But somehow, that didn't phase me. After all, it's a college town and you half-expect weird things like that. But what happened next left Karena, Luong, and I in complete shock:
The cute thin girl behind the counter, the most normal looking of them all, says, "Can I help you?" in the deepest, manliest voice I have ever heard. I mean, we're talking deeper than Barry White here. Or the guy from Boyz II Men. Or the Incredible Hulk. Or ... okay, you get my drift.
We spent the whole meal analyzing how one tells whether someone is a guy or a girl. Luong concluded "it" must be a guy because she had an Adam's apple (and it was pretty darn big too) and "No girl has an Adam's apple, especially one that big!" I decided that she must be a girl on male testosterone hormones because her body was shaped like a woman's body, but THAT VOICE! Karena, taking the scientific approach, said she must be an XXY chromosome person who is both male and female since she looks female, but sounds super MALE.
Well, the truth will never be known because you just can't go up and ask someone whether they're a guy or girl. So, that begs the question, "How do YOU tell whether someone is a guy or a girl?"
On our last night in New York, we decided to try something different for dinner so we went to some NYU college hang-out place that served Southern food. Personally, I was excited to have some friend chicken and mashed potatoes, but when I got there, little did I know that this place would weird me out!!!
First, it started with the black-and-white photograph of the owners (an older couple) completed nude. And let me tell you, man, was that an ugly sight to see! Then, it was the way in which the people there acted like the "Soup Nazi." I almost expected them to say, "No Soul Food For You!!" Then, it was the crazy girl with more piercings on her FACE than I have hair on my head.
But somehow, that didn't phase me. After all, it's a college town and you half-expect weird things like that. But what happened next left Karena, Luong, and I in complete shock:
The cute thin girl behind the counter, the most normal looking of them all, says, "Can I help you?" in the deepest, manliest voice I have ever heard. I mean, we're talking deeper than Barry White here. Or the guy from Boyz II Men. Or the Incredible Hulk. Or ... okay, you get my drift.
We spent the whole meal analyzing how one tells whether someone is a guy or a girl. Luong concluded "it" must be a guy because she had an Adam's apple (and it was pretty darn big too) and "No girl has an Adam's apple, especially one that big!" I decided that she must be a girl on male testosterone hormones because her body was shaped like a woman's body, but THAT VOICE! Karena, taking the scientific approach, said she must be an XXY chromosome person who is both male and female since she looks female, but sounds super MALE.
Well, the truth will never be known because you just can't go up and ask someone whether they're a guy or girl. So, that begs the question, "How do YOU tell whether someone is a guy or a girl?"
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